Moji's cellphone
[Translation from my Thai blog]
Note: Moji always speaks baby-talk but since I don't know how to write
that in English,
you will have to pretend he's speaking in that style. ^^

Moji : Big brother Rin, can you teach Moji how to use phonecell? Moji
wants to talk to Hook.
Rin : It's called a 'cellphone'.

Moji : Does Moji type Hook's phonecell number
here?
Rin : It's called a 'cellphone'! And yes, you type it right there.

Rin : You wil see a little signal here, that means the phone is connecting.
When Hook answers, you say hello.

Rin
: And this signal here, you will see it when you use the build-in camera.
Moji : Camera? Can take photo?
Rin
: Yes. Sometimes when we talk on the phone, we
want to show the other person what we are doing
so we can just snap a photo and send to them right away. It's very common.

Moji : Moji can send photo to Hook?
Rin
: Yes you can.

Rin
: What do you know? pre-kindergarten kids these days have their own
cellphones.

Moji
: (Moji's brain is processing information)

Rin
: Thank you auntie ayaume for this dilicious icecream. It won't finish
no matter how much I eat it.
..........
......
...
No so long after that, Hook receives a phonecall.
Hook lives with auntie Mone, 9 hours drive from Moji's house
Hook
: I bet 100%
it's Moji.

Moji : H...hallo... where am I?

Hook
: ... err, you are at auntie Tanya's house and I'm at auntie Mone's
house. Why do yo u call, Moji?

Moji
: Oh! It's really Hook! He sounds
fierce as usual.

Moji
: Can Hook see Moji? Hello! Hello!

Hook
: ...Of course not, how could I see you. What are you doing anyway?
It's 5.00 already, aren't you going to have dinner?

Moji
: Moji can show Hook what Moji is doing. Big brother Rin teaches Moji
how to send photo.
Hook
: Eh? Photo? What photo?

(What Moji is doing at the time)


Moji
: ... and press here.
Hook
: ...Moji?
What are you doing? I have to go now.
Mom's calling for dinner. I'll call you back later, ok?

Moji
: Ok ok, Moji will send photo to Hook soon. Miss Hook very much, chu
chu.
<3

Moji
: ........................ (Listening if Hook hang up first)
Moji
: Moji should send photo quickly so Hook can see it right now.

Hook
: Why I have a bad feeling about this....